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To monument the days, I’ve designed this towel:

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You’re welcome.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

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أنا هنا اصدار فتوى ضد نفسي.

A few career options for me to consider if I’m ever well enough to work again.

High-energy prop comic.
"Hey! Lookit this!"

Wal-Mart greeter.
"Welcome to hell, you cheap-ass redneck!"

Coffee shop secret shopper.
"You’re going down, you patchouli drenched hipster!"

Maybe not…

Whaddya think, sirs?

Joyeux Pagemas!

Her Divine Bettiness
(April 22, 1923 – December 11, 2008)

YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!

“The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.” – John Maynard Keynes

"Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes."

Here are a few palindromes that I came up with at least independently, if not originally.

Gods rot cod, doctor’s dog!

Emit no radar on time.

Swen on snow won. S’no news.

Otto!