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Don’t stop!

Always moving forward.

We’ll get you there sooner.

Unexpected progress.

萬歳突撃!

Never yield.

Surging forward.

Toyota recall.

虎! 虎! 虎!

There’s no stopping us now.

Toyota? I hardly know her!

Please disregard all italicized text.

It’s a vast bipartisan conspiracy.

They’re organic.

It’s only an associate degree.

Guess I picked the wrong day to kick needle drugs.

Tiger’s always been my role model.

Two words. Sudden-death overtime.

I am the captain of my fate, but it hit an iceberg.

I’m being treated for MMORPG dependency.

It was the Splenda™ talking.

It’s in the Rules of Acquisition.

I made a pact with Pat Robertson and now I’m paying for it.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

Concurrent with the IAU’s redesignation of Pluto as a dwarf planet, Disney dropped Pluto the Pup from its stable of characters in order to end the “If Pluto’s a dog, what is Goofy?” problem.

Of course, there’s still the whole “Why is an anthropomorphic dog dating a gynomorphic cow?” thing.