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Monday, March 1st, 2010

Quelle horreur! I dreamed I was a member of a tribe that rejected basic science to preserve local superstition. And then I wok…NOOOO!

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Quelle horreur! I dreamed that the Patriot Act had been extended again. And then I wok…NOOOO!

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Quelle horreur! I dreamed I lived in a state wherein a substantial minority believed ‘The Flintstones’ was fact-based. And then I wok…NOOO!

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Quelle horreur! I dreamed I lived in a developed nation that refused to provide its citizens even basic health care. And then I wok…NOOOO!

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Quelle horreur! I dreamed a president elected on reform merely continued the policies of the previous administration. And then I wok…NOOOO!

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

Quelle horreur! I dreamed I lived in a nation where hysterical entertainers and not doctors and scientists led public opinion on health and medicine. And then I wok…NOOOO!

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

Quelle horreur! I dreamed I didn’t have any waggish social commentary to wrap up this lame ‘dream journal’ bit. And then I wok…NOOOO!

"You shoot me in a DREAM, you better wake up and apologize!"

Happy March!

They’re happy and they’re marching, y’see…

Yeah…I don’t think it’s funny either.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

Luge is the only Olympic sport to be declared, albeit briefly, a crime against humanity.

What? Too soon?

Joyeux Mardi Gras!

Send me a picture of your boobs and I’ll send you a picture of a throw.

Pervert? I never even touched her vert!