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The US Declaration of Independence.

In every stage of these Oppressions we have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble Terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated Injury. A Prince, whose Character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the Ruler of a free People.

An incomplete list of people who are still dead:

 Generalissimo Francisco Franco

What? Too soon?

Four very short stories I originally posted on the Twitter:

After the Vegan invaders were driven from our beloved Solar system, Australia hosted the celebratory BBQ.

The invaders from the evil mirror universe managed to escape notice for several weeks by the clever use of shaving and unslit skirts.

When asked why humanity hadn’t been contacted sooner, the Gnorf ambassador said, “You didn’t have anything we wanted until the iPhone.”

The first thing Rev. Greene did after the US became a theocracy was to burn everyone in Wichita at the stake.

I’m noticing a trend…

140 characters, bucko. Now that’s constrained writing.

From Merriam-Webster.

Roperipe

Function: adjective

1 archaic a: of a deed : punishable by hanging b: of a person : deserving to be hung

2 obsolete:bombastic

Bowline, buntline, timber hitch, sheep shank, alpine butterfly, midshipman’s loop, monkey’s fist, versatackle…