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Monday, February 22, 2010

The Unfact™ of the Month

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Luge is the only Olympic sport to be declared, albeit briefly, a crime against humanity.

What? Too soon?

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, January 18, 2010

The Unfactâ„¢ of the Month

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Concurrent with the IAU’s redesignation of Pluto as a dwarf planet, Disney dropped Pluto the Pup from its stable of characters in order to end the “If Pluto’s a dog, what is Goofy?” problem.

Of course, there’s still the whole “Why is an anthropomorphic dog dating a gynomorphic cow?” thing.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, October 19, 2009

The Unfact™ of the Month

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Because of weight considerations the first balloon the Montgolfier brothers launched was to be crewed by Jacques-Étienne’s six year old son, Faucon Montgolfier, but the frightened boy hid in a stable loft and the balloon was launched without him.

Ils l’ont fait pour le émission de télévision!

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, September 21, 2009

The Unfact™ of the Month

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The longest running game show in the world, Malta’s Nixtieq Tħallas Skud Għal Dak!, was originally broadcast in Morse code.

Forsi anki żewġ skud…

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, August 3, 2009

The Unfact™ of the Month

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The Treaty of Saint-Florent, which made New Orleans part of the United States, will expire in 2012. Unless renewed, ownership of the city will revert to Corsica.

Il est vrai … pour autant que vous savez.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Unfact™ of the Month

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The month of July was named for Pope Gregory XIII’s then teenaged “niece” Julie Boncompagni as a Quinceañera gift. When the gift was announced at the party, Ms. Boncompagni burst into tears and ran to her room screaming that she hated everyone and her life was ruined because she had not received a Phæton like Lucrezia Borgia’s.

Ego traho vestri crur non!

posted by latiolais at 0800  
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