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To monument the days, I’ve designed this towel:

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You’re welcome.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

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أنا هنا اصدار فتوى ضد نفسي.

“The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.” – John Maynard Keynes

"Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes."

Still sick, but I’ll try this blogging thing again. No point in suffering alone.

By the way, your shoe is untied.

Poisson d’avril!

I’ve saved so much daylight that I’ve replaced Dead Don Meredith as sun tea spokesman!

I’ve saved so much daylight that I’ve been able to give up my Darque Tan membership!

I’ve saved so much daylight that even when I’m not lying my pants are on fire!

I’ve saved so much daylight that I can post status updates in the dark!

I’ve saved so much daylight that my risk of skin cancer is up 14%!

I’ve saved so much daylight that I’m now the exclusive distributor of Superman’s funky yellow sun high!

I’ve saved so much daylight that April will, in fact, be a month of Sundays!

I’ve saved so much daylight that Mothra has attacked the Fortress of Squalitude! The Tiny Beauties aren’t as tiny as I thought they’d be.

I’ve saved so much daylight that when I look into the abyss it has to wear sunglasses to look back!

I’ve saved so much daylight I was already lit up when St. Patrick’s Day dawnéd!

The daylight saving powered evil ray is complete! Everyone at the community college said I was mad, but I’ll show them! I’LL SHOW THEM ALL!

How much daylight have we saved?

"At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme, I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism, eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy, and wise in spite of themselves." – Robertson Davies