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Monday, April 8, 2013

No! Bob on!

Here are a few palindromes that I came up with at least independently, if not originally.

Gods rot cod, doctor’s dog!

Emit no radar on time.

Swen on snow won. S’no news.

Otto!

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, March 26, 2012

DEE! ESS! TEE!

I’ve saved so much daylight that I’ve replaced Dead Don Meredith as sun tea spokesman!

I’ve saved so much daylight that I’ve been able to give up my Darque Tan membership!

I’ve saved so much daylight that even when I’m not lying my pants are on fire!

I’ve saved so much daylight that I can post status updates in the dark!

I’ve saved so much daylight that my risk of skin cancer is up 14%!

I’ve saved so much daylight that I’m now the exclusive distributor of Superman’s funky yellow sun high!

I’ve saved so much daylight that April will, in fact, be a month of Sundays!

I’ve saved so much daylight that Mothra has attacked the Fortress of Squalitude! The Tiny Beauties aren’t as tiny as I thought they’d be.

I’ve saved so much daylight that when I look into the abyss it has to wear sunglasses to look back!

I’ve saved so much daylight I was already lit up when St. Patrick’s Day dawnéd!

The daylight saving powered evil ray is complete! Everyone at the community college said I was mad, but I’ll show them! I’LL SHOW THEM ALL!

posted by latiolais at 1230  

Monday, March 19, 2012

Stand back! He’s got a blog!

From Merriam-Webster

Snarl

Pronunciation: ‘snärl

Function: verb

Etymology: freq. of obsolete English snar to growl, snarl; akin to Middle Dutch snarren to hum, drone

intransitive verb

1 : to growl with a snapping or gnashing of the teeth (as of an angry dog) : utter angry or grumbling sounds with a display of teeth

2 : to give vent to anger or irritation in rude surly language : quarrel, scold, complain, or otherwise show anger or disgust in a growling, snappish, or spiteful manner

3 : to become expressed by a snarl (their anger snarls forth in angry words)

transitive verb

1 : to utter or express with a snarl or by snarling

2 : to bring into a specified situation or condition by snarling (snarled himself hoarse)

"Of the Seven Deadly Sins, anger is possibly the most fun. To lick your wounds, to smack your lips over grievances long past, to roll over your tongue the prospect of bitter confrontations still to come, to savor to the last toothsome morsel both the pain you are given and the pain you are giving back–in many ways it is a feast fit for a king." – Frederick Buechner

posted by latiolais at 0600  

Monday, March 5, 2012

In which I am universally blasphemous

From Wikiquote's Latin Phrases.

Deorum iniuriae Diis curae. – Offences to the gods are the concern of the gods.

“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.” – Sir Richard Francis Burton (1821 – 1890)

posted by latiolais at 0830  

Monday, February 6, 2012

In which ones poetic license expires

I haven’t done spellchecker poetry in a while because I haven’t been desperate enough for something to post.

The original input:

bosb uzxa hqgz rtyp gevy
hquca yykhq kynkm fzpin izhhb
lxj pkj rbp tok hds
yjroq kjbul qxote gqjct stufc
kinb bmex odch csnn ojtb
hmf veq lun lgl pgf

Spellchecked:

boob muzak hexing party bevy
hubcap khaki manky fanzine inhibitor
lox pike rap to hoods
argot bulge tread object stupefy
kind blame attach canny outbid
humph hue dun local pug

Edited:

Boob muzak hexes a bevy of party girls
and a hub-capped, manky fanzine editor.
Lax pikes rap to hoods
in argot, bugling of treading on stupidity.
Kindly blame is attached to a canny
local pug. She humphs when done.

…angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night . . .

posted by latiolais at 0600  

Monday, January 23, 2012

In which I take a cheap shot at a dead guy

From Wikiquote's Latin Phrases.

Nomina sunt odiosa. – Names are odious. – Cicero.

Especially if your name is "Cicero"…

posted by latiolais at 0800  
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