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I don’t make New Year’s resolutions anymore. There’s no way I can top 1992.

I made my 1992 resolutions in November of 1991. I resolved to:

A – Switch from Marlboro Lights to Marlboro Ultralights.

2 – Dissolve the Soviet Union.

And – Drop the "MC" from my name.

I quit smoking, the SU went out of business on Christmas day in 1991, and the "MC" thing was a lot funnier in the early (19)90s.

No, really.

Happy Holidays!

Be well.

"They say a reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog – keeps him from broodin’ over bein’ a dog, mebbe."

Edward Noyes Wescott

Scratching makes it worse.

From Merriam-Webster.

Mall¹

Pronunciation: ‘mol

Variant of maul.

Cry “havoc” and let slip the dogs of shopping!

A crossword puzzle today. This is a remade version of the original puzzle. Have retroactive fun!

I couldn’t remember what a “bitter vetch” was.

Coyote is a powerful being in the myths of several North American peoples. He’s almost always presented as a trickster and isn’t always benevolent. Some tribes claim that Coyote created the world as a joke.

That would explain quite a lot.

This guy walks into a sweat lodge and…