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Thursday, July 31, 2003

31 JUL 03

From Merriam-Webster.


Pronunciation: ‘fa-chü-&s, -tyü-

Function: adjective

Etymology: Latin fatuus: foolish

Date: 1633

: complacently or inanely foolish : SILLY

synonym see SIMPLE

– fat·u·ous·ly adverb

– fat·u·ous·ness noun

Brothers are clever and have their own websites.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2003

30 JUL 03

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

Samples of porcupine mating calls were used by Atari Teenage Riot on their 1996 release, Hypermodern Jazz 2000.5.

Have I ever lied to you before?

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Tuesday, July 29, 2003

29 JUL 03

Things Ray Says #29:

"I’m not always right, but I’ve never gone wrong by supposing that I am."

(Insert rimshot here.)

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Monday, July 28, 2003

28 JUL 03

“A free society is a place where it’s safe to be unpopular.”

Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

Happy Monday!

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Saturday, July 26, 2003

26-27 JUL 03

From Merriam-Webster.


Pronunciation: ‘ab-ni-“gAt

Function: transitive verb

Inflected Form(s): -gat·ed; -gat·ing

Etymology: back-formation from abnegation

Date: 1623

1 : DENY, RENOUNCE (abnegated their God)

2 : SURRENDER, RELINQUISH (abnegated her powers)

– ab·ne·ga·tor: /-“gA-t&r/ noun

I thought it was another political scandal.

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Friday, July 25, 2003

25 JUL 03

It’s very embarassing when one is sharing a jest with one’s confrere’s and one forgets the punchline. Keep these in mind and one will be The Life Of The Parté.

No! I said Lebanese bread!

So the hooker tells the monkey, "Throw in a jar of mayonaise and you’ve got a deal."

No! I said French pickles!

So Wonder Woman tells Gorilla Grodd, "Bring the Toyman along and you’ve got a deal."

No! I said Canadian bacon!

A(n) <INSERT STEROTYPE HERE> walks into a bar…

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