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Friday, August 29, 2003

29-31 AUG 03

How are you?

Unimplicated.

Professedly objective.

Largely unconcerned.

Tall.

No one’s complained yet.

Livin’ large, yo.

Reasonably lucid.

Forbearing.

Existentially disaffected.

The ladies say I’m pretty good.

Who wants to know?

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Thursday, August 28, 2003

28 AUG 03

From Merriam-Webster.

Raze

Pronunciation: ‘rAz

Function: transitive verb

Inflected Form(s): razed; raz·ing

Etymology: alteration of RASE

Date: 1536

1 a archaic : ERASE b : to scrape, cut, or shave off

2 : to destroy to the ground : DEMOLISH

- raz·er: noun

The more blades the better.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

27 AUG 03

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The names for Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday are from Old English for wind, thunder, and lightning. Due to tides and prevailing winds the weather in Britain tends to be more severe on those days.

I give you my word as a gentleman.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

26 AUG 03

Things Ray Says #33:

"No need to thank me, citizen. I’m just doing my duty."

(Insert rimshot here.)

posted by latiolais at 0800  
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