How are you?
Unimplicated.
Professedly objective.
Largely unconcerned.
Tall.
No one’s complained yet.
Livin’ large, yo.
Reasonably lucid.
Forbearing.
Existentially disaffected.
The ladies say I’m pretty good.
Who wants to know?
posted by latiolais at 0800
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From Merriam-Webster.
Raze
Pronunciation: ‘rAz
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): razed; raz·ing
Etymology: alteration of RASE
Date: 1536
1 a archaic : ERASE b : to scrape, cut, or shave off
2 : to destroy to the ground : DEMOLISH
– raz·er: noun
The more blades the better.
posted by latiolais at 0800
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The Unfact™ Of The Week.
The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.
The names for Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday are from Old English for wind, thunder, and lightning. Due to tides and prevailing winds the weather in Britain tends to be more severe on those days.
I give you my word as a gentleman.
posted by latiolais at 0800
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Things Ray Says #33:
"No need to thank me, citizen. I’m just doing my duty."
(Insert rimshot here.)
posted by latiolais at 0800
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"There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity."
Robertson Davies
Verheugd Zonderling Maandag!
posted by latiolais at 0800
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posted by latiolais at 0800
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