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Friday, August 29, 2003

29-31 AUG 03

How are you?

Unimplicated.

Professedly objective.

Largely unconcerned.

Tall.

No one’s complained yet.

Livin’ large, yo.

Reasonably lucid.

Forbearing.

Existentially disaffected.

The ladies say I’m pretty good.

Who wants to know?

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Thursday, August 28, 2003

28 AUG 03

From Merriam-Webster.

Raze

Pronunciation: ‘rAz

Function: transitive verb

Inflected Form(s): razed; raz·ing

Etymology: alteration of RASE

Date: 1536

1 a archaic : ERASE b : to scrape, cut, or shave off

2 : to destroy to the ground : DEMOLISH

raz·er: noun

The more blades the better.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

27 AUG 03

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The names for Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday are from Old English for wind, thunder, and lightning. Due to tides and prevailing winds the weather in Britain tends to be more severe on those days.

I give you my word as a gentleman.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

26 AUG 03

Things Ray Says #33:

"No need to thank me, citizen. I’m just doing my duty."

(Insert rimshot here.)

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, August 25, 2003

25 AUG 03

"There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity."

Robertson Davies

Verheugd Zonderling Maandag!

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Friday, August 22, 2003

22-24 AUG 03

Looking for answers? Concerned about your future? Fret no more! The Original Magic 8-Ball™ is online! Now your life will have direction.

Reply Hazy, Try Again.

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