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Monday, September 22, 2003

22 SEP 03

"If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name."

A.A. Milne

Happy Tuesday.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Friday, September 19, 2003

19-21 SEP 03

The Management believes that one should not have to pay more that $20 for any single, portable good. The Management is a cheapskate. The Management loves Nonags, the best freeware site on the planet.

Nonags offers a large selection of utility software in wide array of categories. If one needs a software tool, one will find it here. There are also freeware games, but The Management finds them insipid. The site’s search engine is not the best, but the categories are well defined and with a little work one will find one’s Utility Of Desire. Best of all, the software has been tested as being virus and spyware free. Nonags markets a premium service, Nonags Plus (which The Management will sign up for one day…probably), but the free service is more than adequate.

The software is rated on a scale of 1 to 6 little duckies. The Management finds this amusing and adapted it to the 1 to 5 tiny skull scale we occasionally use on this site. We recommend that you not bother with anything rated less than 5 duckies.

Tiny SkullTiny SkullTiny SkullTiny SkullTiny Skull

The Management gives Nonags 5 Tiny Skulls.

Quack.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Thursday, September 18, 2003

18 SEP 03

From Merriam-Webster.

Copacetic

Variant(s): or co·pe·set·ic also co·pa·set·ic /”kO-p&-‘se-tik/

Function: adjective

Etymology: origin unknown

Date: 1919

: very satisfactory

Like, cool, daddy-o.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

17 SEP 03

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The medieval English believed all waters were ruled by a spirit named Silkie and that all creatures therein where her subjects. Fish are so named because they are "Finned Indigenes of Silkie’s Habitation".

No, really.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

16 SEP 03

Things Ray Says #36:

"Where there is beer, there is civilization."

(Insert rimshot here.)

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, September 15, 2003

15 SEP 03

"Don't worry what others think of you, it's what you think of them that’s important."

Johnny Cash

Puteulanus Lunes Dies.

posted by latiolais at 0800  
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