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Monday, November 10, 2003

10 NOV 03

“These blockbuster bombs don't go off unless you hit them just right!”


Happy Monday, folks.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Friday, November 7, 2003

07-09 NOV 03

Excuses, excuses…

It was like that when I got here.


Isn’t that what it’s supposed to do?

The voices!


You dare to question me, mortal?

There was a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

You will soon come to understand the full scope of our plan, human.

There are mysterious forces at work here.

I asked myself what you would do in this situation. See if I ever do that again.

I want a cheap lawyer.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Thursday, November 6, 2003

06 NOV 03

From Merriam-Webster.


Pronunciation: &b-‘strüs, ab-

Function: adjective

Etymology: Latin abstrusus, from past participle of abstrudere: to conceal, from abs-, ab- + trudere: to push — more at THREAT

Date: 1599

: difficult to comprehend : RECONDITE (the abstruse calculations of mathematicians)

ab·struse·ly adverb

ab·struse·ness noun

Heisenberg didn’t like to drive. Whenever he looked at the speedometer he got lost.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Wednesday, November 5, 2003

05 NOV 03

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

All male orangutans are left-handed.

Pull the other one.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Tuesday, November 4, 2003

04 NOV 03

Things Ray Says #43:

"Mendicants have not let to optate."

(Insert rimshot here.)

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, November 3, 2003

03 NOV 03

Rosencrantz: Do you think death could possibly be a boat?

Guildenstern: No, no, no…Death is…not. Death isn’t. You take my meaning. Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can’t not-be on a boat.

Rosencrantz: I’ve frequently not been on boats.

Guildenstern: No, no, no – what you’ve been is not on boats.

Tom Stoppard – “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

Happy Monday, you lot.

posted by latiolais at 0800  
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