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Tuesday, March 23, 2004

23 MAR 04

Things Ray Says #62:

“The answer to the glass half empty/half full question is ‘Yes’.”

(Insert rimshot here.)

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, March 22, 2004

22 MAR 04

“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players (i.e., everyone), to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.”

Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens

!يوم الإثنين, الكفّار سعدا!ء

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Friday, March 19, 2004

19-21 MAR 04

Here’s a free vision test from your fiends (sic) at Mala Fide dotcom.

  • If you see the number 88 you have normal vision.
  • If you see the number 39 you have specious color-blindness.
  • If you don’t see a number you have Canard’s syndrome.

The Mala Fide dotcom "Yeah, right" Vision Test

Or maybe you’ve got rabbititis.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Thursday, March 18, 2004

18 MAR 04

From Forum Romanum’s Latin Phrases.

E Contrari – on the contrary.


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Wednesday, March 17, 2004

17 MAR 04

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The US Republican party adopted the elephant as its symbol to honor William Howard Taft, 27th President of the United States (March 4, 1909 to March 3, 1913). Taft was the largest person to ever hold the office.

300 pounds. That would be about 550 dollars.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

16 MAR 04

Things Ray Says #61:

“Is your hair supposed to do that?”

(Insert rimshot here.)

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