Of course it’s lame! It’s tough being clever early in the morning!
There are two kinds of people in the world, and they both annoy me.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who think that there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don’t. I fall into the latter category.
There are two kinds of people in the world, me and all you playa hatas.
There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who cannot.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who are prepared and…hold on a minute. I need to check my notes.
There are two kinds of people in the world, and all shall bow before me.
Well…at least two anyway.
Comments Off on 30 APR – 02 MAY 04
From Wikipedia’s List of Latin Phrases.
Per Se – “By itself” or “in itself” — i.e. without referring to anything else, intrinsically, taken without qualifications, etc.
I thought it was a town in New Jersy.
Comments Off on 29 APR 04
The Unfact™ Of The Week.
The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.
The words "torture" and "tortoise" come from the Latin "torpidus":"torpid". Both tend to be slow.
Ego mos frustror vos. Ego mos planto vos vulnero. Valde sensim.
Comments Off on 28 APR 04
Things Ray Says #67:
“I’m sure this current unpleasantness will soon fade and be replaced by some new unpleasantness.”
(Insert rimshot here.)
Comments Off on 27 APR 04
“The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.”
Comments Off on 26 APR 04
Fatras Nutria, my animal spirit guide, is sending me on a vision quest. You’re on your own this weekend.
I’ll be out of my calling area. Leave a message.
Comments Off on 23-25 APR 04