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Wednesday, June 30, 2004

30 JUN 04

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The Roman Catholic community of the Republic of Howland Baker and Jarvis (archive) has petitioned to have Amelia Earhart beatified every year since 1967 despite the fact that Ms. Earhart was not a member of that faith.

Quis? Mihi narro perperam?

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Tuesday, June 29, 2004

29 JUN 04

Things Ray Says #74:

“The only people who believe in conspiracy theories are conspirators.”

(Insert rimshot here.)

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Monday, June 28, 2004

28 JUN 04

“Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system, one world – all communist! We know the West was won by the inch, foot, yard, and mile.”

Dean Krakel, Director of the National Cowboy Hall of Fame

Иихоу! Счастливый понедельник, товарищи!

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Friday, June 25, 2004

25-27 JUN 04

Behold, a land ruled by marsupials. A land where possum is king.

My animal spirit guide, Fatras Nutria, could whip all their pouch-havin’, forked penised behinds.

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Thursday, June 24, 2004

24 JUN 04

From the Rap Dictionary.

Bank

(n) Money. “That’s cool cause I whipped out bank” — Sir Mix-a-lot (I got game [??]).

Wizort zu Ihrer Mizutter, ja!

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Wednesday, June 23, 2004

23 JUN 04

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The Artist Formerly Known As Madonna requires that her new name, אסתר, always be written in Hebrew.

Wolt ich lign?

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