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The Unfact™ Of The Week.

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The Roman Catholic community of the Republic of Howland Baker and Jarvis (archive) has petitioned to have Amelia Earhart beatified every year since 1967 despite the fact that Ms. Earhart was not a member of that faith.

Quis? Mihi narro perperam?

Things Ray Says #74:

“The only people who believe in conspiracy theories are conspirators.”

(Insert rimshot here.)

“Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system, one world – all communist! We know the West was won by the inch, foot, yard, and mile.”

Dean Krakel, Director of the National Cowboy Hall of Fame

Иихоу! Счастливый понедельник, товарищи!

Behold, a land ruled by marsupials. A land where possum is king.

My animal spirit guide, Fatras Nutria, could whip all their pouch-havin’, forked penised behinds.