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Things Ray Says #83:

“1984 is too a very funny book.”

(Insert rimshot here.)

"Legend has it that if you fold a thousand paper cranes you will be granted your heart’s desire, which I imagine at that point is to never see a goddamn paper crane again in your life."

Lore Fitzgerald Sjöberg, The Book of Ratings, Origami.

Glad Måndagen!

I don’t sit around thinking this stuff up, it just comes to me in a blaze of satire. This one’s sitting on my dashboard.

I’ve got five gears and I’m not afraid to use them.

From Merriam-Webster.

Misprize

Pronunciation: “mis-’prIz

Function: transitive verb

Etymology: Middle French mesprisier, from mes-: mis- + prisier: to appraise — more at PRIZE

1 : to hold in contempt : DESPISE

2 : UNDERVALUE

I found it in a box of evil Cracker Jacks.