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Tuesday, August 31, 2004

31 AUG 04

Things Ray Says #83:

1984 is too a very funny book.”

(Insert rimshot here.)

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Monday, August 30, 2004

30 AUG 04


"Legend has it that if you fold a thousand paper cranes you will be granted your heart’s desire, which I imagine at that point is to never see a goddamn paper crane again in your life."

Lore Fitzgerald Sjöberg, The Book of Ratings, Origami.

Glad Måndagen!

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Friday, August 27, 2004

27-29 AUG 04

I don’t sit around thinking this stuff up, it just comes to me in a blaze of satire. This one’s sitting on my dashboard.

Saint Steve McQueen prayer card.

I’ve got five gears and I’m not afraid to use them.

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Thursday, August 26, 2004

26 AUG 04

From Merriam-Webster.

Misprize

Pronunciation: “mis-‘prIz

Function: transitive verb

Etymology: Middle French mesprisier, from mes-: mis- + prisier: to appraise — more at PRIZE

1 : to hold in contempt : DESPISE

2 : UNDERVALUE

I found it in a box of evil Cracker Jacks.

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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

25 AUG 04

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

In France the poodle hunting season runs from 31 July to 31 August, or 15 Therimidor to 15 Fructidor in departments that still use the Revolutionary calendar.

Honnêtement, citoyens!

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Tuesday, August 24, 2004

24 AUG 04

Things Ray Says #82:

“Sartre was wrong. Purgatory is other people. Hell is being out of coffee.”

(Insert rimshot here.)

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