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Monday, August 23, 2004

23 AUG 04


“Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you’ll know. It’s the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world.”

Werner Herzog

Heureux Lundi!

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Friday, August 20, 2004

20-22 AUG 04

Last Saturday morning I relearned an important piece of knowledge and learned a new one.

The midnight of the human soul is 3:35 AM.

Grocery stores are closed at the midnight of the human soul, damn it.

On the plus side, traffic is light.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Thursday, August 19, 2004

19 AUG 04

From Merriam-Webster.

Operose

Pronunciation: ‘ä-p&-“rOs

Function: adjective

Etymology: Latin operosus, from oper-, opus: work — more at OPERATE

: TEDIOUS, WEARISOME

op·er·ose·ly adverb

op·er·ose·ness noun

Oper, opus…opera? Hmmm.

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Wednesday, August 18, 2004

18 AUG 04

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

Wanpalo Island, off the coast of Australia’s island state of Tasmania, is home to the twilaroo, Reprobus Bestia, the last surviving flying marsupial.

Fair dinkum!

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

17 AUG 04

Things Ray Says #81:

“What is villainy? Whatever I do.”

(Insert rimshot here.)

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Monday, August 16, 2004

16 AUG 04


“Every man over forty is a scoundrel.”

George Bernard Shaw

Mutlu Pazartesi!

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