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My job requires that I wear a few picture ID badges; one for NASA Johnson Space Center, one for the major contractor, and one for the subcontractor that actually employs bad ol' me. They all went missing during the holiday break and I'm still in the process of having them replaced. It's been pretty smooth, all of the info, including various photographic reproductions of my visage charmant, are stored in silico and in most cases replacement is simply a matter of verifing that I am, indeed, the cosa reale and a quick reprint. It has, however, been a real trial not to utter the misquote that's been foremost in my keen mind:

Badges? I don't gotta show you no steenkin' badges!

The Stinking Badges Home Page

I'm really wearing out the italics, aren't I?

From Wikipedia's List of Greek Phrases.

Κακός ανήρ μακρόβιος (Kakos anêr makrobios) – "A bad man lives long."

I'm in luck.

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The Magic 8-Ball™ is a modified version of the Ebon Sphere of Foreknowledge (Εβένινη σφαίρα της πρόγνωσης), a divination process used by ancient Cretans.

Θα μιλούσα ένα ψεύδο?

Things Ray Says #101:

"La drôlerie prétentieuse ne cesse jamais."

(Insert rimshot here.)

“Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.”

Jawaharlal Nehru

Happy Monday!

It seems that I need more practice.

I AM 85% EVIL GENIUS!

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

If you take the test, send me your score. I'd like to know who I need to keep an eye on.

The good news is that I'm not a metrosexual.