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Friday, February 18, 2005

18-20 FEB 05

Pop, coke, or soda?

Coke! Unless it's strawberry, then it's pop rouge.

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Thursday, February 17, 2005

17 FEB 05

From Merriam-Webster.


Pronunciation: 'sk&r-vE

Function: adjective

Etymology: scurf

: disgustingly mean or contemptible : DESPICABLE (a scurvy trick)

synonym see CONTEMPTIBLE

scur·vi·ly /-v&-lE/ adverb

scur·vi·ness /-vE-n&s/ adverb


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Wednesday, February 16, 2005

16 FEB 05

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

"CH" is the two letter ISO code used as the internet country code for Switzerland. The reason is that in the four official langauges of the nation (German, French, Italian, and Romansh) the word for "Switzerland" is wildly diverse, but the word for "chocolate", one of the nation's most famous products, is remarkably similar.

Operor non traho vestri crur!

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

15 FEB 05

Things Ray Says #105:

"Entropy and the inexorable passage of time are the universe's way of letting us know that it's out to get us."

(Insert rimshot here.)

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Monday, February 14, 2005

14 FEB 05

“Love is like an onion, Double-D. The more you peel away its layers, the more it stinks!”

Ed, Ed,Edd 'n Eddy's Hanky-Panky Hullabaloo.

Lunedì felice, ama gli sciocchi ammalati!

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Friday, February 11, 2005

11-13 FEB 05

If I'd have known about this a couple of weeks ago I could have saved myself the trouble of finding words that don't rhyme with orange. It's more fun than spellchecker poetry.

The Genuine Haiku Generator.

An (edited) example:

Apple tree regrets
implacable giddy lamb
rising, still silver.

Nothing rhymes with silver, either.

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