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Things Ray Says #120

"After all, it is the 28th Century."

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My non-fashion sense has been brought into question recently. Here's the official Evil Ray Non-Fashion Palette.

Being Evil Ray means never having to say “Does this match?”.

Maybe I should tone it down a bit.

From Merriam-Webster.

Funereal

Pronunciation: fyu-'nir-E-&l

Function: adjective

Etymology: Latin funereus, from funer-, funus

1 : of or relating to a funeral

2 : befitting or suggesting a funeral (as in solemnity)

- fu·ne·re·al·ly – /-&-lE/ adverb

“I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.” – Death

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The Gartenzwerg War (1783) between Liechtenstein and Vorarlberg began with the theft of garden statuary from Bludenz.

Würde ich liegen? Zweifellos!

Things Ray Says #119

"The road to hell wasn't paved in a day, y'know."

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“In the depth of winter, I learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.”

Albert Camus

Un Lundi heureux et prétentieux à vous.