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No sh*t, a**hole.

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

Groucho Marx

Swordfish.

Excuses, excuses…

You didn’t give me written instructions.

My henchmen mislead me.

I didn’t want to violate the The Rules.

Most people enjoy that odor.

I was overcome with a love for all of humanity and got woozy.

Life is a learning process.

Two words. Kitten-eating reptiloids.

I was directed by the spirts of my ancestors.

Didn’t you get the email?

It’s an evil overlord thing.

I blame society. A secret society!

From Wikiquote's French Proverbs.

Honni soit qui mal y pense. – "Evil be to he who evil thinks."

I always think evilly.

The Wild Ass Wildlife Sanctuary is in the Indian state of Gujarat. It’s the home of the Khur sub-species (Equus hemionus khur) of the Onager (Equus hemionus). The Onager is also called the Asian Wild Ass or the half ass.

Sometimes I just can’t help it.

Heh-heh. Ass. Wild. Half.

Zeppo was the smart one.

“It takes a Marx Brother to pull something like that on a Marx Brother and get away with it.” – Joe Adamson