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Dear Lady at the Grocery Store,

If you must wear skinny-girl low rider jeans that show your caneçons, please:

(1) – Be a skinny girl.

(B) – Do not wear granny panties.

Thanks,

Evil Ray

Aieee! My eyes!

An ebook update, The Doctor Kinney Tetralogy.

"Billie–I’m not what you thought! I’m not a man–I’m a woman!"

The Eviltronic Microincised Rationation Engine which I will use to dominate the globe is being upgraded and I’m reinstalling software. There’ll be an ebook update next week.

It doubles as a plot device.

This American Life broadcast an episode last year that featured a chapter on Improv Everywhere. I’ve never wanted to live north of I-10 but after hearing the show and viewing the IE site I really wanted to be a New Yorker. IE is Candid Camera for people who read voluntarily.

IE’s latest mission is a zombie invasion of a Best Buy. Mala Fide dotcom also recommends the Chekov book signing, the Suicide Jumper, and the Moebius.

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