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Monday, April 30, 2007

Despiteful

From Merriam-Webster.

Despiteful

Pronunciation: di-‘spIt-f&l

Function: adjective

: expressing malice or hate

de·spite·ful·ly /-f&-lE/ adverb

de·spite·ful·ness noun

Despite that…most things, really.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, April 23, 2007

The Unfact™ of the Month

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

Although Austria lost all of its coasts after the end of World War I and the dissolution of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, the Austrian Coast Guard still exists to pay retirement benefits to its remaining veterans.

Dieses ist keine Seegeschichte, Kameraden.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Friday, April 20, 2007

I’m fine. Thanks for asking.

JSC is a big place. The incident took place far from my building.

Be well.

posted by latiolais at 1630  

Monday, April 16, 2007

Puns and Punishment

If you’re a US citizen like me, and I know I am, your taxes are due on Tuesday. We’ve been given a two day extension because April 15, the usual due date, falls on a Sunday and Monday is Emancipation Day in Our Nation’s Capital. EYE-ROW-KNEE!

Minister of Finance: Something must be done! War would mean a prohibitive increase in our taxes.
Chicolini: Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes.
Minister of Finance: No, I’m talking about taxes – money, dollars.
Chicolini: “Dollahs!” There’s-a where my uncle lives! “Dollahs”, Taxes!
Duck Soup

While we’re on the subject of punishment, April 22 is Pagemas. And you’re still not worthy.

Continuing with the punishing motif, M@®k’$ Blog is up at Blogspot. He’s got an unhealthy fascination with puppets. No wait…that’s me.

I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus, but I should have gotten a-rid of you instead.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, April 9, 2007

Things Ray Says #145

"Knowing is half the battle. A lot of grievous bodily harm is the other."

(Insert rimshot here.)

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Friday, April 6, 2007

Go do that voodoo that you do so well!

Hoppy (sic) Easter!

I WANNA EASTAH EGG! I WANNA EASTAH EGG!

Watch out for zombies.

posted by latiolais at 0800  
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