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When Mala Fide dotcom got blogified last year’s All Hallow’s story wasn’t reposted. The story was to be rewritten it because it didn’t turn out the way I wanted. I’d been inspired by the couple of J-horror films that I’d seen and was going for that effect. It wasn’t rewritten ‘cos I’m lazy. We’ll count it as a miss.

It’s been retroactively posted.

And there’ll be no spooky story this year. ‘Cos I’m lazy.

Damn, I’m really lazy.

Pit bulls kill miniature horse given to child with cancer

This is an overly complex murder plot. If I were the pit bulls I’d just bite Li’l Trigger. Cancer takes too damned long.

Hi-yo, Sliver!

I heard "Combating the Tyranny of the Positive Attitude" on NPR yesterday.

Sounds familiar, don’t it?

(Insert rimshot here.)

From Wikiquote's Latin Phrases.

Uxor formosa et vinum sunt dulcia venena. – "Beautiful women and wine are sweet venom."

Damn, I’m lazy.

From Wikipedia's List of Greek Phrases.

Εὕρηκα! (HeurÄ“ka!) – "I have found it!" – Archimedes .

I thought it meant “Hand me a towel”.

The drive-through barista who served my Sunday mocha called me “sunshine”. Unfortunately there was a police car in line ahead of me and the orbital laser is a stone bitch to warm up.

"I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

W.C. Fields

Yeah. I got your sunshine, kitten.