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Hey!

Your shoe’s untied.

Wokka, wokka.

From Wikipedia's List of Greek Phrases.

Ὦ ξεῖν', ἀγγέλλειν Λακεδαιμονίοις ὅτι τῇδε κείμεθα τοῖς κείνων ῥήμασι πειθόμενοι. (O- xein’, angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti te-de keimetha tois keino-n rhe-masi peithomenoi.) -"Oh stranger, tell the Spartans that here we lie, obedient to their laws." – Epigram by Simonides at Thermopylae.

THIS…IS…SPARTA!

Since I’m from Louisiana and we have our own co-opted Catholic holy day (actually it’s a month long season) for getting shit-faced I don’t observe Saint Patrick’s Day, but this is just too good to ignore.

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day from Rifftrax.

I have had it with these *#$@%^& snakes.

Watch out for zombies.

Hoppy (sic) Easter!