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Hey!

Your shoe’s untied.

Wokka, wokka.

From Wikipedia's List of Greek Phrases.

Ὦ ξεῖν', ἀγγέλλειν Λακεδαιμονίοις ὅτι τῇδε κείμεθα τοῖς κείνων ῥήμασι πειθόμενοι. (O- xein’, angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti te-de keimetha tois keino-n rhe-masi peithomenoi.) -"Oh stranger, tell the Spartans that here we lie, obedient to their laws." – Epigram by Simonides at Thermopylae.

THIS…IS…SPARTA!

Since I’m from Louisiana and we have our own co-opted Catholic holy day (actually it’s a month long season) for getting shit-faced I don’t observe Saint Patrick’s Day, but this is just too good to ignore.

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day from Rifftrax.

I have had it with these *#$@%^& snakes.

Watch out for zombies.

Hoppy (sic) Easter!

Caesar: Who is it in the press that calls on me?
I hear a tongue, shriller than all the music
Cry "Caesar!" Speak. Caesar is turn’d to hear.

Soothsayer: Beware the ides of March.

So is it Brutus or Bluto?

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

March is said to “come in like a lion” because it was the start of lion hunting season in Republican and Imperial Rome.

Pia paternus!