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An ebook update, The Profiteers.

“I love American millionaires who do things in Wall Street and fight with billions. If he’s really nice, he may take me off your hands, Jimmy.”

From Wikiquote's Latin Phrases.

Habitus non facit monachum. – "A habit does not make a monk."

Unless you’ve got a monk on your back. ZING! BA-BOOM!

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

Stan Jones wrote "Ghost Riders in the Sky" in 1948 for a new line of instant grits; "grits" being an acronym for the title of the song. The campaign was dropped when the maufacturer decided that hellbound cowboys might scare the hominy out of their target deomgraphic, i.e. children.

I’m-a straight shootin’ with ya, pilgrim.

Stoners can make bongs out of anything.

A nice rack will be helpful in the future because great tits cope well with global warming.

It’s news to me.

I was within an acceptable, if arbitrary, margin of error

Why wasn’t there a warning label?

It was an act of civil disobedience.

It was the aspertame talking.

This isn’t the holodeck? Computer! Arch!

Two words. Deviancy amplification spiral.

I was double dog dared.

I’m working through some issues.

I have my own system.

It’s the darndest thing.

Daylight saving time!