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Monday, July 28, 2008

Nooo…the other head

From Wikipedia's List of Greek Phrases.

Aνθρωπος μέτρον. (Anthōpos metron.) -"Man the measure (of all things)" – motto of Protagoras.

Mine’s exactly twe…oh, wait… I see. Never mind.

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Monday, July 21, 2008

Things monkeys can do largely, but not exclusively, with typewiters:

Write Shakespeare’s/Bacon’s/Marlowe’s/Oxford’s Hamlet.

Write all the books in the British Museum.

Create teh intarweb.

Be tossed up in the air to see if they land on their tails about as often as they land on their heads.

Write A Tale of Two Cities, despite the unecessarily harsh criticisms of the wealthy.

Given enough whiskey, write A Clean, Well-Lighted Place.

Produce nothing but five pages consisting largely of the letter ‘S’, bash the keyboard with a stone, and finally urinate and defecate on the typwriter.

Cheetah say, "Me no care, me no wear no underwear!".

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Quatorze juillet

Happy Bastille Day!

Le jour de gloire est arrivé!

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Monday, July 7, 2008

The Unfact™ of the Month

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

New West Brockburytonbridgefield Center, MA was the capitol of the short lived Commonwealth of New England during the Hartford Convention of 1814-1815.

Ya huh!

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

O! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand:

The US Declaration of Independence.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

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