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The Ninety-Five Theses were a Halloween prank committed by Martin Luther’s fraternity. Luther, then an unpopular pledge, was set up as the scapegoat. The rest of the fraternity was surprised by Luther’s later success and, to a man, fled to various Italian states.

Protesto! E ‘tutto vero!

A couple of new and insanely jingoistic ebooks, Captain Gardiner of the International Police and The World Peril of 1910. I’ve also added a brief review of my ebook device.

Take up the White Man’s burden–

From Wikiquote's Latin Phrases.

Mors certa, vita incerta. – "Death is certain, life is not.".

“I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.” – Death

They were dead when I got here.

Brain freeze.

I cleared it with my lawyer.

What is truth?

FEMA!

Two words. Emergency Economic Stabilization.

You’re not seeing the big picture.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

I misplaced my moral compass.

I’m the anti-Santa.

Somebody had to.