Bettie Page died last night.
It’s not a joke. It’s a witticism.
Be sure to watch Jeopardy! on New Year’s Eve day and see my Loquacious Sister begin her reign as Jeopardy! champion. She’ll be the one in the plaits that her Trophy Husband did not braid for her. My Loquacious Sister doesn’t believe in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer™ because he was created by Monkey Wards. I believe in Rudolph but I reject him and all his works.