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Merry Cashmas!

Yeah, I’m goin’ to Jackson.

Last night I was visited by the drunken spirit of a complete stranger who seemed to think I was his padnat "Eb". Nothing I said could change his mind. There’s no point in arguing with drunks even when they’re dead so I went along with him. He told me that I would be visited by three spirits…yadda, yadda…true meaning of Mardi Gras and then finally, finally left.

It could have gone better. Mardi Gras Present was definitely from New Orleans so I couldn’t understand a word he said, Mardi Gras Future just passed out, and while Mardi Gras Past was nicely stacked, I’ve got a limited supply of beads.

And in case you didn’t know, the true meaning of Mardis Gras is booze, beads, and boobs.

Bacchus bless us, everyone.

“Boy! Do you know whether Gambino’s has sold the prize king cake? The big one?”

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The Carnival Calendar Reform League was founded in 1948 in New Orleans. Its goal is to reform the calendar by renaming the second month of the year "Carnival" because no one can remember how to spell "February".

C’est vrai, dawlin!