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"When in doubt, grits."

(Insert rimshot here.)

The goatee looks pretty slick.

The secret lab in the me-shaped extinct volcano.

Dark haired chicks with slit skirts.

When I die the building I live in will burn, explode, and collapse dramatically.

Orbital frickin’ lasers.

Dark haired chicks with slit skirts.

No matter how things end, I’ll be back for the sequel.

I was promised cookies.

Dark haired chicks with slit skirts.

Did I mention the dark haired chicks with slit skirts?

And fembots!

Happy Bastille Day!

Aux armes, citoyens!

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The month of July was named for Pope Gregory XIII’s then teenaged “niece” Julie Boncompagni as a Quinceañera gift. When the gift was announced at the party, Ms. Boncompagni burst into tears and ran to her room screaming that she hated everyone and her life was ruined because she had not received a Phæton like Lucrezia Borgia’s.

Ego traho vestri crur non!

Ebook update. OF MARS!, the first five of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Barsoom novels; A Princess of Mars, The Gods of Mars, The Warlord of Mars, Thuvia, Maid of Mars, and The Chessmen of Mars.

"…she emerged and gave herself into the hands of the slave girl, who rubbed the body of her mistress…" Pardon me, I have to have a lie-down.

The US Declaration of Independence.

In every stage of these Oppressions we have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble Terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated Injury. A Prince, whose Character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the Ruler of a free People.