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Monday, September 28, 2009


From Wikipedia's List of Greek Phrases.

Ῥοδοδάκτυλος Ἠώς (Rhododaktylos Ēōs) – "Rosy-fingered dawn" occurs frequently in the Homeric poems referring to Ēōs, the Titanic goddess of the dawn, who, with “rosy fingers”, opened the gates of Olympus so that Apollo could ride his chariot across the sky.

Heh…rosy fingers…Homeric…Titanic…gates…ride his chariot.

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Monday, September 21, 2009

The Unfact™ of the Month

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The longest running game show in the world, Malta’s Nixtieq Tħallas Skud Għal Dak!, was originally broadcast in Morse code.

Forsi anki żewġ skud…

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, September 14, 2009

English foods that might be euphemisms for sex

Fish and Chips.

Cumberland Sausage.

Bangers and Mash.

Spotted Dick.

Toad in the Hole.

Bubble and Squeak.

Bacon Butty.

Mulligatawny Soup.

Banoffee Pie.

The Full English Breakfast.

Man: Strawberry tart?!
Woman: Well, it’s got some rat in it.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, September 7, 2009

Bad Ideas

Pole-dancing dolls.


Little League paintball.

Dwarf tossing.

Drive through daiquiri shops.

Dwarf horses.

Dating outside ones species.

Wearing masks of former presidents while banking.

Addressing police as "boy’" regardless of gender.

Home water-boarding.

This blog.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

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