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Monday, April 26, 2010

The Unfact™ of the Month

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The witch hunt after the 1755 Lisbon All Saints Day earthquake resulted in the death of 14 women whose décolletage was determined to be the cause of the earthquake and subsequent tsunami.

It’s Boobquake day!

¡Decotesismo!

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, April 19, 2010

Joyeux Pagemas!

Her Divine Bettiness

Her Divine Bettiness
(April 22, 1923 – December 11, 2008)

And, no, you’re still not worthy.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, April 12, 2010

In which I confess to a vile deed

Ebook update. The Second Deluge by Garrett P. Serviss – This book, published in 1912, shares a basic plot with the film 2012 (cue theramin coinkydink music); astronomical phenomenon cause global catastrophe, boats are built to save humanity, and the Eiffel Tower is destroyed dramatically. Sadly, that hot chick from Star Trek doesn’t make an appearance in the book, making the movie the superior work.

Yes, I did see 2012, and I’m really sorry I didn’t wait until it was on basic cable.

"And then good-by to the human race…unless…unless…I, Cosmo Versál, inspired by science, can save a remnant to repeople the planet after the catastrophe."

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Confederate Virginia Governor McDonnell is right!

The US Civil war wasn’t about slavery. There were complex political, economic, and social differences between the North and South.

Political differences: In most Southern states it was legal to own slaves, in most Northern states it was not.

Economic differences: The South’s was based on large slave-powered plantations, the North’s on factories.

Social differences: In the South there was more support for slavery than in the North.

See? Nothing to do with it at all.

So we should, obviously, honor these visionaries who attempted to overthrow the lawful government of the USA.

Let me know if I’m not being sarcastic enough.

posted by latiolais at 2000  

Monday, April 5, 2010

Beings who have allegedly resurrected

Adonis.

Baldur.

Doctor Who.

Horus.

Mickey Rourke’s career.

Osiris.

Quetzalcoatl.

Sherlock Holmes.

Spock.

Vlad Ţepeş.

And Abe Vigoda!

posted by latiolais at 0800  

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