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Monday, April 2, 2012

Hiatus

Taking a break. Back in a couple of months.

posted by latiolais at 1700  

Monday, March 26, 2012

DEE! ESS! TEE!

I’ve saved so much daylight that I’ve replaced Dead Don Meredith as sun tea spokesman!

I’ve saved so much daylight that I’ve been able to give up my Darque Tan membership!

I’ve saved so much daylight that even when I’m not lying my pants are on fire!

I’ve saved so much daylight that I can post status updates in the dark!

I’ve saved so much daylight that my risk of skin cancer is up 14%!

I’ve saved so much daylight that I’m now the exclusive distributor of Superman’s funky yellow sun high!

I’ve saved so much daylight that April will, in fact, be a month of Sundays!

I’ve saved so much daylight that Mothra has attacked the Fortress of Squalitude! The Tiny Beauties aren’t as tiny as I thought they’d be.

I’ve saved so much daylight that when I look into the abyss it has to wear sunglasses to look back!

I’ve saved so much daylight I was already lit up when St. Patrick’s Day dawnéd!

The daylight saving powered evil ray is complete! Everyone at the community college said I was mad, but I’ll show them! I’LL SHOW THEM ALL!

posted by latiolais at 1230  

Monday, March 19, 2012

Stand back! He’s got a blog!

From Merriam-Webster

Snarl

Pronunciation: ‘snärl

Function: verb

Etymology: freq. of obsolete English snar to growl, snarl; akin to Middle Dutch snarren to hum, drone

intransitive verb

1 : to growl with a snapping or gnashing of the teeth (as of an angry dog) : utter angry or grumbling sounds with a display of teeth

2 : to give vent to anger or irritation in rude surly language : quarrel, scold, complain, or otherwise show anger or disgust in a growling, snappish, or spiteful manner

3 : to become expressed by a snarl (their anger snarls forth in angry words)

transitive verb

1 : to utter or express with a snarl or by snarling

2 : to bring into a specified situation or condition by snarling (snarled himself hoarse)

"Of the Seven Deadly Sins, anger is possibly the most fun. To lick your wounds, to smack your lips over grievances long past, to roll over your tongue the prospect of bitter confrontations still to come, to savor to the last toothsome morsel both the pain you are given and the pain you are giving back–in many ways it is a feast fit for a king." – Frederick Buechner

posted by latiolais at 0600  

Monday, March 12, 2012

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

How much daylight have we saved?

"At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme, I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism, eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy, and wise in spite of themselves." – Robertson Davies

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, March 5, 2012

In which I am universally blasphemous

From Wikiquote's Latin Phrases.

Deorum iniuriae Diis curae. – Offences to the gods are the concern of the gods.

“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.” – Sir Richard Francis Burton (1821 – 1890)

posted by latiolais at 0830  

Sunday, February 26, 2012

And now I’m swingin’ and here I go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Merry Cashmas!

Merry Cashmas!

But this ain’t the movies, so forget about me…

posted by latiolais at 1730  
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