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Sunday, February 26, 2012

And now I’m swingin’ and here I go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Merry Cashmas!

Merry Cashmas!

But this ain’t the movies, so forget about me…

posted by latiolais at 1730  

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Joyeux Carnival!

Joyeux Carnival!

Joyeux Carniva!

The usual offer stands: send me a picture of your boobs and I’ll send you a picture of a throw.

I’ll throw you somethin’, dahlin’. How’s ya mom an’ ’em?

posted by latiolais at 0600  

Monday, February 20, 2012

So is it President’s Day, Presidents Day, or Presidents’ Day?

The seven POTUSes (POTI?) who preceeded George Washington:

It’s all about the boudinos, yo…

posted by latiolais at 0630  

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

“This is virgin territory out here for whorehouses.”

Happy Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre Day!

Happy Saint Valentine's Day Massacre Day!

Al Capone and the 18th Amendment are the reason for the season!

posted by latiolais at 0600  

Monday, February 6, 2012

In which ones poetic license expires

I haven’t done spellchecker poetry in a while because I haven’t been desperate enough for something to post.

The original input:

bosb uzxa hqgz rtyp gevy
hquca yykhq kynkm fzpin izhhb
lxj pkj rbp tok hds
yjroq kjbul qxote gqjct stufc
kinb bmex odch csnn ojtb
hmf veq lun lgl pgf

Spellchecked:

boob muzak hexing party bevy
hubcap khaki manky fanzine inhibitor
lox pike rap to hoods
argot bulge tread object stupefy
kind blame attach canny outbid
humph hue dun local pug

Edited:

Boob muzak hexes a bevy of party girls
and a hub-capped, manky fanzine editor.
Lax pikes rap to hoods
in argot, bugling of treading on stupidity.
Kindly blame is attached to a canny
local pug. She humphs when done.

…angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night . . .

posted by latiolais at 0600  

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