Holiday hiatus and imminence of death
It’s time for Mala Fide dotcom’s winter holiday hiatus.
Be sure to watch Jeopardy! on New Year’s Eve day and see my Loquacious Sister begin her reign as Jeopardy! champion. She’ll be the one in the plaits that her Trophy Husband did not braid for her. My Loquacious Sister doesn’t believe in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer™ because he was created by Monkey Wards. I believe in Rudolph but I reject him and all his works.
“Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid!, on Donner and Blitzen!”
Rudolph is a FALSE reindeer!
And, indeed, I do my own plaits, as my trophy husband never learned to plait hair.
Yes, I am aware of the extra “on” in my previous comment.
A – Took care of that “on” thing for you.
2 – Your appeal to tradition is fallacious. Rudolph exists and is an evil corporate tool!
Tertius – What kind of Trophy Husband is that? Trade him in.
Plaiting skills are not a requirement in the selection of a Trophy Husband.