Springing forward
Okay, now y’all listen carefully; Ben Franklin was kidding, for Elvis’ sake! Read it yourself. It’s a satire, so stop blaming him for Daylight Thieving Time. It’s really William Willett’s fault. He was British and deserves our spite in any case.
I’ve saved up enough daylight to last until, like, Veteran’s Day.
I forgot to reset Mala Fide dotcom for DST. Darn you, Willett! Darn you to heck!