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Monday, June 22, 2009

#VSS

Four very short stories I originally posted on the Twitter:


After the Vegan invaders were driven from our beloved Solar system, Australia hosted the celebratory BBQ.


The invaders from the evil mirror universe managed to escape notice for several weeks by the clever use of shaving and unslit skirts.


When asked why humanity hadn’t been contacted sooner, the Gnorf ambassador said, “You didn’t have anything we wanted until the iPhone.”


The first thing Rev. Greene did after the US became a theocracy was to burn everyone in Wichita at the stake.


I’m noticing a trend…

140 characters, bucko. Now that’s constrained writing.

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