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Monday, November 22, 2010

In which I am thankful

My thanks to everyone who supported and contributed to the MSF fund drive.

Fiona Johnson – Miss Fiona is a teacher in Scotland, where it is often blowing a hoolie. Damned hoolies. The wee lassie writes and reviews books.

Breck Sullivan-Carpenter – Miss Breck was one of my first internet friends and is my favorite witch. You wouldn’t know it to look at her, but all her kids are in college, and are brilliant.

Elizabeth White – Miss Beth is an awesomely all-purpose monkey. She muses, writes, and reviews.

Stephanie Craig – Miss Stephanie didn’t even know me and contributed. Canadians…it’s like they’re from another country or something. She designs jewelry and owns Lucky Fish Jewelry.

Hilary Davidson – Miss Hilary is half-Canadian yet has a full share of their dark power. She’s the author of The Damage Done which you should buy now and avoid her fearsome wrath. My copy is signed by Miss Hilary herself. She wrote, “Evil Ray, Step away from the table and keep your paws where I can see them. My hands are licensed by the CSIS/SCRS as lethal weapons and I won’t hesitate to use them. Warm regards, Miss Hilary.

Steve Weddle– Mister Steve defected from North Louisiana and is a newspaperman in East Virginia. Remember newspapers? We were such dorks back then. He blogs about and writes awesome crime fiction.

Laura Lawrence – Miss Laura, like Miss Breck, is one of my oldest interweb buddies and was kind enough to give up a post on her blog to pimp the fund drive.

Finally, and most importantly, ma chère mère, Lois, sœurs, Shyra, Patti, and Beth, et beau-frères, Gus, Tony, and Mark. Thanks for not disowning me and stuff.

Why did I do it? It ain’t rocket science. If we can make the world a better place for everyone to live, then the world will be a better place for everyone to live.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled diablerie.

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