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Monday, September 30, 2002

30 SEP 02

Many people believe in conspiracy theories. There are reasons for this, but none of them are particularly good reasons.

  • Laziness. A conspiracy theory saves them from having to actually think about what’s going on.
  • Irresponsibility. A conspiracy theory allows them to avoid accountability.
  • Aggrandizement. A conspiracy theory allows them to think they’re important enough to be conspired against and gives them a secret knowledge that makes them superior to other people.
  • Wish Fulfillment. Conspiracy theorist believe in conspiracy theories because it’s what they would do if they could get away with it. The only people who believe in conspiracies are conspirators.

There are more reasons but the gray aliens told me that the Trilateralist Commission would sent UN "Peacekeepers" in black helicopters to silence me if I said anything more. Besides, the real truth is more than you can handle.

Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare. Except for Hamlet, of course. That was written by an infinite number of monkeys.

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