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Monday, February 19, 2007

The Unfact™ of the Month

The NEW and IMPROVED Unfact™! Reformulated to last 4x longer! Made from 100% recycled material! Non-marking and skidproof! Fast-acting! More absorbent! Made in the USA! Contains FabriMendaSpec™! Extruded and heat-sealed! Largely non-toxic! NOW WITH SODIUM!

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The French Republican Calendar was the official calendar of the US state of Louisiana until March 6, 1973 when the state adopted its "Mardi Gras" constitution.

Prices higher in Alaska and Hawaii. Please enjoy responsibly.

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