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Monday, April 16, 2007

Puns and Punishment

If you’re a US citizen like me, and I know I am, your taxes are due on Tuesday. We’ve been given a two day extension because April 15, the usual due date, falls on a Sunday and Monday is Emancipation Day in Our Nation’s Capital. EYE-ROW-KNEE!

Minister of Finance: Something must be done! War would mean a prohibitive increase in our taxes.
Chicolini: Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes.
Minister of Finance: No, I’m talking about taxes – money, dollars.
Chicolini: “Dollahs!” There’s-a where my uncle lives! “Dollahs”, Taxes!
Duck Soup

While we’re on the subject of punishment, April 22 is Pagemas. And you’re still not worthy.

Continuing with the punishing motif, M@®k’$ Blog is up at Blogspot. He’s got an unhealthy fascination with puppets. No wait…that’s me.

I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus, but I should have gotten a-rid of you instead.

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