Condescension and Equality
The drive-through barista who served my Sunday mocha called me “sunshine”. Unfortunately there was a police car in line ahead of me and the orbital laser is a stone bitch to warm up.
"I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
W.C. Fields
Yeah. I got your sunshine, kitten.
I’m going to ask Renée to sing “You are my Sunshine” to you next time we’re all together.
You’ve always been my sunshine, Ray-0-Vac – or is that sunspot…