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Monday, July 21, 2008

Things monkeys can do largely, but not exclusively, with typewiters:

Write Shakespeare’s/Bacon’s/Marlowe’s/Oxford’s Hamlet.

Write all the books in the British Museum.

Create teh intarweb.

Be tossed up in the air to see if they land on their tails about as often as they land on their heads.

Write A Tale of Two Cities, despite the unecessarily harsh criticisms of the wealthy.

Given enough whiskey, write A Clean, Well-Lighted Place.

Produce nothing but five pages consisting largely of the letter ‘S’, bash the keyboard with a stone, and finally urinate and defecate on the typwriter.

Cheetah say, "Me no care, me no wear no underwear!".

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