I don’t make New Year’s resolutions anymore. There’s no way I can top 1992.
I made my 1992 resolutions in November of 1991. I resolved to:
A – Switch from Marlboro Lights to Marlboro Ultralights.
2 – Dissolve the Soviet Union.
And – Drop the "MC" from my name.
I quit smoking, the SU went out of business on Christmas day in 1991, and the "MC" thing was a lot funnier in the early (19)90s.
No, really.
posted by latiolais at 0800
Comments Off on 31 DEC 02
Happy Holidays!

Be well.
posted by latiolais at 0800
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"They say a reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog – keeps him from broodin’ over bein’ a dog, mebbe."
Edward Noyes Wescott
Scratching makes it worse.
posted by latiolais at 0800
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From Merriam-Webster.
Mall1
Pronunciation: ‘mol
Variant of maul.
Cry “havoc” and let slip the dogs of shopping!
posted by latiolais at 0800
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A crossword puzzle today. This is a remade version of the original puzzle. Have retroactive fun!
I couldn’t remember what a “bitter vetch” was.
posted by latiolais at 0800
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Coyote is a powerful being in the myths of several North American peoples. He’s almost always presented as a trickster and isn’t always benevolent. Some tribes claim that Coyote created the world as a joke.
That would explain quite a lot.
This guy walks into a sweat lodge and…
posted by latiolais at 0800
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