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Thursday, October 23, 2003

23 OCT 03

From Merriam-Webster.


Pronunciation: fl&-‘ji-sh&s

Function: adjective

Etymology: Middle English flagicious, from Latin flagitiosus, from flagitium: shameful thing

Date: 14th century

: marked by scandalous crime or vice : VILLAINOUS

fla·gi·tious·ly adverb

fla·gi·tious·ness noun

Flagrant flagitiousness will be flagged by the flatfeet.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

22 OCT 03

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The last duel in the US took place in 1903. It was fought to settle the disputed ownership of a pair of Holstein cows.

No bull.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

21 OCT 03

Things Ray Says #41:

“Foolish human!”

(Insert rimshot here.)

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, October 20, 2003

20 OCT 03

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important."

Bertrand Russell

ευτυχισμένος Δευτέρα!

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Friday, October 17, 2003

17-19 OCT 03

The Management is reasonably certain that the following sentence has never been uttered:

All of the nutria have let their memberships lapse.

Nutria are inherently self-important.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Thursday, October 16, 2003

16 OCT 03

From Merriam-Webster.


Pronunciation: “t&r-“ji-v&r-‘sA-sh&n, -“gi-; “t&r-ji-(“)v&r-

Function: noun

Date: circa 1570

1 : evasion of straightforward action or clear-cut statement : EQUIVOCATION

2 : desertion of a cause, position, party, or faith

I have been, on occasion, known to be not entirely unkind to my sisters.

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