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Monday, December 13, 2004

13 DEC 04

“But there’s nothing wrong with me,
This is how I’m supposed to be.”

Green Day, Jesus of Suburbia


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Friday, December 10, 2004

10-12 DEC 04

My favorite internet joke…this week…is a Simpsons inspired classic. It’s from the 1994 "Deep Space Homer" episode:

“The spacecraft has apparently been taken over,”conquered” if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.” – Kent Brockman

It’s usually found as a non sequitur on message boards in the following form: “I, for one, welcome our new (subject of post) overlords.” For example, a discussion on hypoallergenic cats would spawn, “I, for one, welcome our new genetically enhanced feline overlords.” I also find it easy to use in daily conversation. But then I’m evil and take great joy in mocking you foolish humans.

Here are a few more examples:

“I, for one, welcome our new pricey, mutant piscene overlords.”

“I, for one, welcome our new tool using avian overlords.”

“I, for one, welcome our new mind-control ray weilding overlords.”

“I, for one, welcome our new delicious exterrestrial overlords.”

“I, for one, welcome our new sartorially inept, cyborg geek overlords.”

I, for one, welcome our new lazy evil overlord.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Thursday, December 9, 2004

09 DEC 04

From Merriam-Webster.


Pronunciation: ‘fel

Function: adjective

Etymology: Middle English fel, from Middle French, from Old French — more at FELON

1 a : FIERCE, CRUEL, TERRIBLE b : SINISTER, MALEVOLENT (a fell purpose) c : very destructive : DEADLY (a fell disease)

2 Scottish : SHARP, PUNGENT

– fell·ness noun

– fel·ly /’fel-lE/ adverb

at one fell swoop or in one fell swoop : all at once, also : with a single concentrated effort


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Wednesday, December 8, 2004

08 DEC 04

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The Carribean nation of Saint Roger is so enamored of its history as a pirate haven that it nearly adopted the Jolly Roger as its national flag on gaining independence. Only at the urging of General de Gaulle did it adopt the current flag, a white saltire on a black field.

I be square with ye, me buckos.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Tuesday, December 7, 2004

07 DEC 04

Things Ray Says #97:

"Don’t wrap yourself in that flag too tightly. Good circulation is important to critical thought."

(Insert rimshot here.)

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Monday, December 6, 2004

06 DEC 04

“Oh, treacherous night! thou lendest thy ready veil to every treason, and teeming mischief’s beneath thy shade.”

Aaron Hill

A mischevious Monday to you.

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