The Unfact™ Of The Week.
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The Roman Catholic community of the Republic of Howland Baker and Jarvis (archive) has petitioned to have Amelia Earhart beatified every year since 1967 despite the fact that Ms. Earhart was not a member of that faith.
Quis? Mihi narro perperam?
posted by latiolais at 0800
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Things Ray Says #74:
“The only people who believe in conspiracy theories are conspirators.”
(Insert rimshot here.)
posted by latiolais at 0800
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“Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system, one world – all communist! We know the West was won by the inch, foot, yard, and mile.”
Dean Krakel, Director of the National Cowboy Hall of Fame
Иихоу! Счастливый понедельник, товарищи!
posted by latiolais at 0800
Comments Off on 28 JUN 04
Behold, a land ruled by marsupials. A land where possum is king.
My animal spirit guide, Fatras Nutria, could whip all their pouch-havin’, forked penised behinds.
posted by latiolais at 0800
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From the Rap Dictionary.
Bank
(n) Money. “That’s cool cause I whipped out bank” — Sir Mix-a-lot (I got game [??]).
Wizort zu Ihrer Mizutter, ja!
posted by latiolais at 0800
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The Unfact™ Of The Week.
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The Artist Formerly Known As Madonna requires that her new name, אסתר, always be written in Hebrew.
Wolt ich lign?
posted by latiolais at 0800
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