31 AUG 04
Things Ray Says #83:
“1984 is too a very funny book.”
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Submit or be destroyed.
Things Ray Says #83:
“1984 is too a very funny book.”
(Insert rimshot here.)
"Legend has it that if you fold a thousand paper cranes you will be granted your heart’s desire, which I imagine at that point is to never see a goddamn paper crane again in your life."
Lore Fitzgerald Sjöberg, The Book of Ratings, Origami.
Glad MÃ¥ndagen!
I don’t sit around thinking this stuff up, it just comes to me in a blaze of satire. This one’s sitting on my dashboard.
I’ve got five gears and I’m not afraid to use them.
From Merriam-Webster.
Misprize
Pronunciation: “mis-‘prIz
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: Middle French mesprisier, from mes-: mis- + prisier: to appraise — more at PRIZE
1 : to hold in contempt : DESPISE
2 : UNDERVALUE
I found it in a box of evil Cracker Jacks.
The Unfact™ Of The Week.
The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.
In France the poodle hunting season runs from 31 July to 31 August, or 15 Therimidor to 15 Fructidor in departments that still use the Revolutionary calendar.
Honnêtement, citoyens!
Things Ray Says #82:
“Sartre was wrong. Purgatory is other people. Hell is being out of coffee.”
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