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“Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth.”

Blaise Pascal

Joyeux Lundi!

Since this is haiku,
it doesn't matter that there's
no rhyme for orange.

オレンジ。ドアヒンジ。

From Wikipedia's List of Greek Phrases.

Θαλασση και πυρ και γυνη, κακα τρια (Thalassa kai pyr kai gynê, kaka tria) – "Sea and fire and woman, three evils."

“Dames is trouble.” – Socrates

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

Although practically identical, Old World vultures are related to crows, while New World vultures are related to parrots.

Polly wanna carcass?

Things Ray Says #102:

"I am not older than God. I am, however, older than Cap'n Crunch."

(Insert rimshot here.)

“For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”

Johnny Carson

Happy Monday and Hi-yooo!