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La drôlerie prétentieuse ne cesse jamais.

Friday, January 21, 2005

21-23 JAN 05

My job requires that I wear a few picture ID badges; one for NASA Johnson Space Center, one for the major contractor, and one for the subcontractor that actually employs bad ol' me. They all went missing during the holiday break and I'm still in the process of having them replaced. It's been pretty smooth, all of the info, including various photographic reproductions of my visage charmant, are stored in silico and in most cases replacement is simply a matter of verifing that I am, indeed, the cosa reale and a quick reprint. It has, however, been a real trial not to utter the misquote that's been foremost in my keen mind:

Badges? I don't gotta show you no steenkin' badges!

The Stinking Badges Home Page

I'm really wearing out the italics, aren't I?

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Thursday, January 20, 2005

20 JAN 05

From Wikipedia's List of Greek Phrases.

Κακός ανήρ μακρόβιος (Kakos anêr makrobios) – "A bad man lives long."

I'm in luck.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

19 JAN 05

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The Magic 8-Ball™ is a modified version of the Ebon Sphere of Foreknowledge (Εβένινη σφαίρα της πρόγνωσης), a divination process used by ancient Cretans.

Θα μιλούσα ένα ψεύδο?

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

18 JAN 05

Things Ray Says #101:

"La drôlerie prétentieuse ne cesse jamais."

(Insert rimshot here.)

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, January 17, 2005

17 JAN 05

“Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.”

Jawaharlal Nehru

Happy Monday!

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Friday, January 14, 2005

14-16 JAN 05

It seems that I need more practice.



I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

If you take the test, send me your score. I'd like to know who I need to keep an eye on.

The good news is that I'm not a metrosexual.

posted by latiolais at 0800  
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