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Friday, May 20, 2005

20-22 MAY 05

Selected names in the “from” line of spam received this month with editorial commentary and extensive hypertext linking.

Overflowing L. Dentist – Spit. Rinse.

Sputum H. Whitest – Yeah. Okay. Ummm, no.

Coaxing J. Declivity – C'mon baby. Lean on back.

Oration O. Brawniest – Talks big.

Clay D. Carnage – Bloody pottery.

Horseback D. Heretical – Giddyup, heresy.

Gypsy K. Academics – Excuse me, but it's “Romany Studies”.

Nearness A. Nymphomaniacs – The nearer, the better.

Hohenlohe L. Directive – IT IS EIN CHERMAN DIREKTIF!

Bedecking D. Cairo – What? The entire city? Dude!

Foreclosing I. Aden – What? The entire city? Dude!

Insubordiantion B. Ubangi – What? The entire cit…river? Dude!

Uvulas Q. Canon – Always shooting her mouth off.

Indoctrinated U. Geology – Don't drink the sedimentary slurry!

Caster U. Lesbianism Girls In Cargo Pants Movers, Inc.

Malevolent H. Confirmations – You're right. Those capris do make your ass look big. Mwooohahahaa!

Limbless E. Charm – Hey, baby. Nice prosthetics.

"I eat jam, and ham and Spam a lot."

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Thursday, May 19, 2005

19 MAY 05

From Wikiquote's Latin Phrases.

Ubi dubium, ibi libertas. – "Where there is doubt, there is freedom."

Ooby dooby, ibby libby, babe.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

18 MAY 05

The Unfact™ Of The Week.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

The 'melba' in 'melba toast' is a telescoping of 'Melbourne'. Like John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, and the sandwich, William Lamb, 2nd Viscount Melbourne, gave the toast its eponymous name.

I daresay.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

17 MAY 05

Things Ray Says #118

"Mmmm, green tea. The antioxidants keep me from rusting."

(Insert rimshot here.)

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, May 16, 2005

16 MAY 05

“It's so easy to be wicked without knowing it, isn't it?”

L. M. Montgomery

Happy Monday.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Friday, May 13, 2005

13-15 MAY 05

Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. I, for one, have had enough of you damned dirty apes.

It's a mad house! A mad house!

posted by latiolais at 0800  
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