Mala Fide dotcom

Dear Lady at the Grocery Store,

If you must wear skinny-girl low rider jeans that show your caneçons, please:

(1) – Be a skinny girl.

(B) – Do not wear granny panties.

Thanks,

Evil Ray

Aieee! My eyes!

An ebook update, The Doctor Kinney Tetralogy.

"Billie–I’m not what you thought! I’m not a man–I’m a woman!"

The Eviltronic Microincised Rationation Engine which I will use to dominate the globe is being upgraded and I’m reinstalling software. There’ll be an ebook update next week.

It doubles as a plot device.

This American Life broadcast an episode last year that featured a chapter on Improv Everywhere. I’ve never wanted to live north of I-10 but after hearing the show and viewing the IE site I really wanted to be a New Yorker. IE is Candid Camera for people who read voluntarily.

IE’s latest mission is a zombie invasion of a Best Buy. Mala Fide dotcom also recommends the Chekov book signing, the Suicide Jumper, and the Moebius.

We thought it’d be funny if…

“Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.”

Jean-Paul Sartre

But it’s always time for Gitanes and espresso.